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tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.


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epic-humor:

 


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sodamnrelatable:

school

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finals

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papers

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work

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responsibility

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life

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A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.

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qetfit: recovery-to-happiness: asfarasitakeit: weightmrbelleville: teamstroupe: Fabulous he trolls i approve this message omfg love it (via TumbleOn)

qetfit:

recovery-to-happiness:

asfarasitakeit:

weightmrbelleville:

teamstroupe:

Fabulous

he trolls

i approve this message

omfg love it

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cathedralofbones: sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

cathedralofbones:

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

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trollingchannel: http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

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chellodello:

fuckyeahamurica:

cuddleswithhiddles:

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vvildrice:

Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon

Neil A.

Now say that backwards

wake up, America 

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did we send neil armstrong to the moon

or did we send him back to the moon

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verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that


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